What Skydivers Do When They Are Bored.

Today:

I learned how to fire a pistol and shot a baseball with it, then I shot up the baseball with a 22cal rifle, then learned how to spin donuts in the mud, then watched my friends fly a radio controlled airplane and successfully land it three times without the engine running, then learned how to set off a firecracker with wire and a battery. Then I practiced cutting hair and ate macaroni while watching a documentary about Rommel. It was all very, very safe with absolutely NO risk whatsoever to any persons involved. Actually, jumping from planes is probably safer...I'll stick to that. Now the workweek is starting so I will be distracted during the day. Rest easy, mom and dad!!